everybodyilovedies:

this is BEAAAUUUUTTIIFULLLLLLL

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serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

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aos rewatch: 
↳ 1x04 "Has she stopped saying "bang" when she pulls the trigger?"

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sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

sexuallyfrustratedjellybabies:

so my dog was reunited with his parents today

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and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER

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you think this is a game, son?

this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck

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parksandrecthings:

THE GREATEST LESLIE LINE

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Oh my god, there’s a new gif limit, let’s gif gorgeous people! (6/???)

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nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

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jimmynovakisaved:

send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:

  • makes the bed in the mornings
  • has sole posession of the T.V. remote
  • is the bigger cuddler
  • does the laundry
  • mows the lawn
  • shops for groceries
  • comes home drunk at 3am
  • makes breakfast
  • remembers to feed the fish
  • decorates the apartment
  • initiates duets
  • falls asleep first
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Natasha Romanoff in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

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be-the-homestuck:

almost-never-lively:

officialwumbo:

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

Money whale spent 

get out

Where can i get one

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Great comeback.

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