Several Ways to Die Trying
Hi, I'm Danica! I'm 18 years old and I live in Middle-Of-Nowhere, Alabama. I'm a high school student. I have no idea what I want to do with my life, but if someone could pay me to watch television that would be good so you get back to me on that.


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intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

30 minutes ago on April 25th, 2014 | J | 113,961 notes
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janesfoster:

All The LadiesÉponine Thénardier [5/???]

"Her name was Eponine. Her life was cold and dark, yet she was unafraid" 

2 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 1,299 notes

hithertoforward:

i’m sensing a pattern here

2 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 2,368 notes

"Bitch!"
She began to laugh in a terrible way:
"As you like, but you shall not enter here. I’m not the daughter of a dog, since I’m the daughter of a wolf. There are six of you, what matters that to me? You are men. Well, I’m a woman. You don’t frighten me.

2 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 5,809 notes
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tybaltcapuletsbitch:

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

3 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 171,477 notes
Tagged as: #about me 
Female Characters Challenge A female character in a comedy show

↳ Britta Perry

What’s more empowering than a woman in a crown? 

3 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 306 notes

merricats:

versvcx:

you’re important to me you piece of shit

3 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 319,501 notes
Tagged as: #alicia 

but the good ones, the real deal…

3 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 123 notes
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Tagged as: #light of my life 

bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

3 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 149,799 notes

cliff-whored:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a man go im sorry but youre going to have to go home and change thats inappropriate for school and the boys are distracted

3 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 21,058 notes
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I’m kevlar. You’re not.
You don’t have to be.

3 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 311 notes