"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
↳ 1x04 "Has she stopped saying "bang" when she pulls the trigger?"
so my dog was reunited with his parents today
and his dad has provided me with the best reaction picture eVER
you think this is a game, son?
this post is 16 notes away from 70k what the fuck
on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college
send me a ship and I’ll tell you who:
- makes the bed in the mornings
- has sole posession of the T.V. remote
- is the bigger cuddler
- does the laundry
- mows the lawn
- shops for groceries
- comes home drunk at 3am
- makes breakfast
- remembers to feed the fish
- decorates the apartment
- initiates duets
- falls asleep first
This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.
We don’t have kids.
We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.
Money whale spent
Where can i get one