I dream of a language whose words, like fists, would fracture jaws.
- E.M. Cioran, Strangled Thoughts
They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time.
its been 12 years since shrek came out and im still having trouble coping with the fact that donkey fucked a dragon
Good take? [It’s a pickup.] Good pickup?
*british person voice* “americans drive on the wrong side of the road”
really? because the majority of the world seems to disagree
finally america didnt fuck something up and call it good.
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
shoutout to mum and dad for paying for the internet bless your souls
"When reading, we don’t fall in love with the characters’ appearance. We fall in love with their words, their thoughts, and their hearts. We fall in love with their souls."
WHEN BOYS WEAR BUTTON UPS BUT ROLL THE SLEEVES TO THEIR ELBOWS
i had no idea girls thought this was attractive
excuse me while i never wear my sleeves all the way down again
signal boost, every boy must see this post, we must raise awareness
How did boys not know this are you blind
BONUS POINTS IF IT’S THE WHITE SHIRT.
#and even more bonus points if you have a loose tie and unbuttoned collar#I mean damn
Don’t tell thin women to eat a cheeseburger. Don’t tell fat women to put down the fork. Don’t tell underweight men to bulk up. Don’t tell women with facial hair to wax, don’t tell uncircumcised men they’re gross, don’t tell muscular women to go easy on the dead-lift, don’t tell dark-skinned women to bleach their vaginas, don’t tell black women to relax their hair, don’t tell flat-chested women to get breast implants, don’t tell “apple-shaped” women what’s “flattering,” don’t tell mothers to hide their stretch marks, and don’t tell people whose toes you don’t approve of not to wear flip-flops. And so on, etc, etc, in every iteration until the mountains crumble to the sea. Basically, just go ahead and CEASE telling other human beings what they “should” and “shouldn’t” do with their bodies unless a) you are their doctor, or b) SOMEBODY GODDAMN ASKED YOU.
Oh Lord. Give me coffee to change the things I can change, and red wine to accept the things I can’t.