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Another dinner spent all baaa myself.
A Game of Oh Shits
Sometimes I still mentally think “OLD AS BALLS” when someone asks me how old something/someone is.
The comic is from Hark! a Vagrant. And it’s a classic.
THIS IS YOUR ‘INDIANA JONES AND CAPTAIN AMERICA COULD CONCEIVABLY HAVE HUNG OUT TOGETHER WHILST THEY WERE PUNCHING HITLER IN THE FACE’ REMINDER
i heard you were talking shit about severus snape have a high five and your bedtime is never
is this what harry’s life would have been like if he grew up with sirius
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.
Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.
You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.
As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”
boop boop boop boop
i didn’t realize i needed this on my blog until now.
i love how in the second to last one the kitten jumped out and there was immediately another one to replace it
You were the love of my long life.
Forrest Gump (1994) Dir. Robert Zemeckis
You know it’s funny what a young man recollects? ‘Cause I don’t remember bein’ born. I don’t recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don’t know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world.
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win